I'm working night shift right now, and Riddick is working days. And because of the distance that each of us commutes and the different start times, we do not see each other at all for three days.
Yes that's right I said, THREE DAYS!
It's hell, utter newly wed, no sex hell.
So a moment ago I texted Riddick and said "Talk to me, I'm lonely"
Riddick's reply: "I'm sweating like a fat girl writing her first love letter"
Just a peak into my life