Bacon life, or better yet life with a Bacon..did I ever tell you that men love my last name. Not so much women. There's just something about the name that reminds them of salty meaty goodness that makes them comment..but back to our program.
This is Riddick and I last night:
Bacongal: "honey why is there a knife and salt shaker on the table by your recliner"
Riddick: "I was attached by slugs"
Ok, we live in the NW, which does have slugs, but not when it's 27 degrees outside.
The true story.
He was eating potato salad (salt) and adding some of my home made pickles (knife) in his recliner.