Friday, September 24, 2010

If I ruled the world!

Chips and salsa would be their own food group. Typed as I am still enjoying the last bit of the lip sizzling tomatillo salsa.

No person with butt or thigh dimples can ever wear white pants of any kind, I do not care what your profession is, no way hosay.

If you cannot park you SS Enterprise sized SUV correctly you forfeit it. I should have a complete collection by the end of the day.

All fortunes obtained from fortune cookies have to ad the words "In bed" after each line.

You wouldn't be allowed a credit card without a note from your mother...regardless of your age

And lastly for today, if you are on foodstamps you don't get junk food!

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