Riddick and I were cruising through the Sonic drive-thru, during Happy Hour(if you don't know what Sonic happy hour is, you are missing out on pure joy for 99 cents)
Riddick ordered two medium "grape squishies"
The response after a healthy pause was " ...do you mean slushie?"
as we drive away Riddick mumbles, "don't tell me you don't know what a squishie is"
Really does anybody not know what a squishie is? Even if you aren't a fan of "The Simpsons", have you really never never heard "squishie"