I like malt balls (whoppers) but can't stand Malted milkshakes..barf!
Given a choice between an Ipad or a new mtn. bike...I choose the bike.
Absolute Pepper makes the worlds best Bloody Mary
Chicken strips, good ones, are a serious weakness..I can look a donut in the eye and turn it down, but a good seasoned all white chicken strip...oh baby, now we are talking.
My tolerance for eating shit from people has fallen to next to zero, I wasn't big on it before, but now, well now I have no issues writing you out of my life.
I pre-cook bacon pounds at a time so when I want to use it, it's much quicker to crisp up without getting over cooked.
My dog is much smarter and better behaved than your freaking honor student, I should probably put a sticker on my car.