I have a bladder the size of a peanut. No kidding
My sneezes are loud. So loud that just now, the entire trading floor heard me sneeze and said "bless you"
I am blessed however that my extra powerful sneezes do not cause my peanut size bladder to leak, now that truly would suck.
Ohhh that would be horrible.
That's what I'm thankful for right now.
That I can sneeze and not pee myself!